Alice in Zombieland by Gena Showalter

Alice in Zombieland by Gena Showalter

Book Review by Cassia Ashen



I personally did not enjoy this book as much as I thought I would.

I WANTED this to be a dark, twisted, and macabre retelling of Alice in Wonderland so bad........I had just finished Splintered and so I probably had pretty high hopes.... But still. This book was pretty. freaking. crappy.

What I ACTUALLY GOT A whiny, and cliched, trashy teenage novel with literally nothing to do with Alice in Wonderland... minus the fact that the main character's name is Alice, And that there is a white cloud shaped like a rabbit. Those are LITERALLY the ONLY similarities. Ugh.
If you read the synopsis and thought this was going to be unique twist on Alice in Wonderland...You were wrong. and you WILL be disappointing.

If you read the synopsis and thought this was going to be a YA novel with little to no plot...... YAY! good for you. You'll probably enjoy this.

Excuse me. I need to go cleanse my brain of this trash.




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